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Secret to long life



A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady

sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,

so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!

What is your secret?"



"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.

"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of

Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid,

and don't exercise at all."



"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



"Thirty-four," she replied.

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