All Categories 50 Most Clicked Newest 50 50 Highest Rated Search Jokes
Subscribe Via Email Subscribe Via RSS Add Our Widget


Looking for real singles? Meet someone tonight! Find a real date tonight!

Husband Wanted

Husband Wanted:

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:


'HUSBAND WANTED:- MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.'

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.


The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! '
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'


Votes Votes: 0 - Average:

Add a Comment Rate

Comments

Stat
There are 1628 s in the Database
Most Viewed: Elephant Jokes
Most Rated: Me Tarzan, You Jane

Total users browsing s Area: 3 (0 Members 3 Guests and 0 Anonymous)
Visible members are:


2004-2011 All rights reserved - The Populace Place Network & Brio Trice Media
*Our Domains :
Social Bookmarking
A World at War
Yodyo
Stumblez
Fight Fail Videos
Portal Mods
Jookos News
My Day My Story
Online Coupons
Flash Games
NSFW PopuPlace
Fan Nook
*Our Blogs :
Celebrities Blog
Nude Celebrities
Automotive Blog
Technology Blog
Sports Blog
Video Blog
Hip Hop Championship
Sexy Nude Celebs
Random Pictures
Random Facts
Random Videos
*Site Information :
Contact Us
Register
Our RSS Feeds
Subscribe Via Email
Our Widgets
Our Banners
Advertising
Our MySpace
Our Twitter
Site Announcements
Brio Trice Media
*Adult Friends :
Sexy Babe Videos
18+ Girls
Hot Celeb Videos
Hots Videos
*More Adult Friends :
18+ NSFW XXX
18+ Nude Girls
porn tube
Girls
2004-2013 All rights reserved - The Populace Place Network & Brio Trice Media