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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is one magical word! Just by its sound you can discribe pain, displeasure, love and hate. In language "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, it can be used as a verb both intransactive (Dave fucked Anne) and transitive (Dave was fucked by Anne). As an adverb (Anne is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "fuck". Beside the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:
Goodbye Fuck off.
Greetings How the fuck are you?
Fraud I got fucked at the car auction.
Business I hate this fucking job.
Chronology It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
Denial I didn't fucking do it.
Dismay Oh fuck it.
Suspicion Who the fuck are you?
Confusion What the fuck...?
Trouble Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Apathy Who gives a fuck anyway?
Aggression Fuck you!
Difficulty I don't understand the fucking job.
Directions Fuck off.
Displeasure What the fuck is going on here?
Incompetence He fucks up everything.
Lost Where the fuck are we?
Relation Up your fucking arse.
Famous Last Words Involving the Word "Fuck"
General Custer Where the fuck did all those Indians come from?!
Mayor of Nagasaki What the fuck was that?!
Captain of the Titanic Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs! Where is all this fucking water coming from?!
Captain of the space shuttle Challenger Put that fucking fag out!
Anne Boleyn What's a fuck?
Julius Caesar Fuck tu, Brute!
Casanova Boy, am I fucked!
Joan of Arc Fuck me, it's hot!
Captain of the Marie Celeste Where the fuck is everyone?
Captain of The Herald of Free Enterprise Fuck off, I'm fishing!
Director of Chernobyl nuclear reactor plant Oh fuck!
Emperor Nero Where's all that fucking smoke coming from?
Mayor of London, 1665 Oooh, fuck, a rat!
Baker, London, 1666 Fuck, I left the gas on...
Scott of The Antarctic Fuck, is this cold!
Managing Director, Union Carbide plant, India Fuck! What is that smell?
Witch doctor, village, kracatoa Well, don't fucking blame me!
Henry VIII Fuck? Of course, my dear...
Thomas a Becket Where the fuck did you two spring from?
King Kong Fuck, it's a long way down!
Goliath Fuck off shortarse!
Pharaoh, in pursuit of Moses and the Jews Fuck the bridge, we'll take the shortcut!
Oedipus to his wife Fuck Love, if mom could see me now...
Jaws Fuck me, this tastes 'orrible!
Commander, Light Brigade Who the fuck gave him the bugle?!
Harold of England (1066) Fuck the French, they can't aim!
President Carter No chance! He can't even fucking act!
John Lennon That's not a fucking real gun.
President Nixon Who's going to fucking know?
Albert Einstein Any fucking idiot could understand that.
Mayor of Hiroshima What the fuck was that?
Picasso It fucking does so look like her.
Pythagoras How the fuck did you work that out?
Michelangelo You want what on the fucking ceiling?
Walt Disney Fuck a duck.
Noah Scattered showers my fucking ass!
E.T. Pick up the fuckin' phone!
Spock Fuck Logic!
Darth Vader I can't breathe in this fucking thing!